Name's Andy. I am not a clever man. Hate me.

Of course no one is serious about a coming zombie plague, which is what makes posts like this all the more tasteless. It’s an ironic joke (a boring and overused ironic joke at that — zombies are so very 2009) made at the faraway expense of genuine suffering. Like, a man, a troubled homeless man no less, did have his face eaten off, guys. That did happen! It’s a real, sad, terrible thing that happened.

howtotalktogirlsatparties:

Mount Rushmore is dead. Long live Mount Rushmore.

howtotalktogirlsatparties:

Mount Rushmore is dead. Long live Mount Rushmore.

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@chowder_panda Yes please.

@chowder_panda Yes please.

This is exactly how Europe looked in 1601, right?
In reality, Scotland and Münster are strong as fuck. France was pretty complete until 1580, when they completely collapsed inward. I love this game.

This is exactly how Europe looked in 1601, right?

In reality, Scotland and Münster are strong as fuck. France was pretty complete until 1580, when they completely collapsed inward. I love this game.

I don’t know how you can hate Feynman. This is Part 1 of a multi-part video series. Be sure to check out the other videos.

scornandritz:

#Thor totally thinks Phil’s first name is Agent

I thought this was probably one of the funniest parts of Thor. Then again, I am a dork.

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Stephen Colbert Interviews Neil deGrasse Tyson (youtube)