May 2009
57 posts
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Oh my god. Glee. →
bambishit:
my whole family will watch this religiously.
I find the cheerleading coach to be pretty hawt in a sort of Benito Mussolini way.
Fun with accents!I a
boredintheburbs:
“How do you measure happiness,” in a French accent, is definitely pronounced, “How do you measure a penis?”
Yes, I had forgotten that “happiness” in French is “bonheur”, which is definitely pronounced as one might think.
The French are funny.
bambishit:
superchief:
bambishit:
And here’s to waking up in less than five hours. Keep me awake? 8162064619 Sweet dreams.
I slept for an hour and a half last night. Your point is irrelevant.
And your penis is small, yet I keep that to myself. _______________ I’m totally fucking with you.
You speak the truth, regardless of fucking. :p
bambishit:
And here’s to waking up in less than five hours. Keep me awake? 8162064619 Sweet dreams.
I slept for an hour and a half last night. Your point is irrelevant.
Forgot were I found this, but oh well. Types of...
SOCIALISM You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbour.
COMMUNISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk.
FASCISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk.
NAZISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you.
BUREAUCRATISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the milk away…
TRADITIONAL...
Yay for sending Amber pics that are somewhat...
bambishit:
superchief:
Yawn.
Yeah, uh….
:D
Yay for sending Amber pics that are somewhat...
Yawn.
“Want my penis on your phone? :D”
-Andy (No, thank you.)”
– (via bambishit)
TOOOOOOOOOOOO LATE.
omgsh. →
ashl33t:
bambishit:
superchief:
ashl33t:
bambishit:
superchief:
bambishit:
ashl33t:
Shit. Just shit.
I no longer know what’s going on.
I fail to see the relevance of that link.
MIND FREAK. MIND FREAK.
Sex?
:|
We’re switching personalities.
Yes, obviously Andy didn’t get the memo and left me hanging.
If you’re trying to reference our /b/rotherhood, that was a fail....
omgsh. →
bambishit:
superchief:
bambishit:
superchief:
ashl33t:
bambishit:
superchief:
bambishit:
ashl33t:
Shit. Just shit.
I no longer know what’s going on.
I fail to see the relevance of that link.
MIND FREAK. MIND FREAK.
Sex?
:|
We’re switching personalities.
Are we? Can I has your boobs too?
Sure. We’ll get surgery. Although, I don’t want your penis. I like my vag just fine,...
omgsh. →
bambishit:
superchief:
ashl33t:
bambishit:
superchief:
bambishit:
ashl33t:
Shit. Just shit.
I no longer know what’s going on.
I fail to see the relevance of that link.
MIND FREAK. MIND FREAK.
Sex?
:|
We’re switching personalities.
Are we? Can I has your boobs too?
omgsh. →
ashl33t:
bambishit:
superchief:
bambishit:
ashl33t:
Shit. Just shit.
I no longer know what’s going on.
I fail to see the relevance of that link.
MIND FREAK. MIND FREAK.
Sex?
:|
Ashley, Andy...
bambishit:
ashl33t:
bambishit:
ashl33t:
bambishit:
We may be the only ones in our town with tumblrs. We stand alone. We are vagabonds.
Haha, I just made my little sister make a Tumblr account so I could have more Tumblarity. Sad? Quite. But now there is someone else from Kearney with a Tumblr. Har-har.
YOU RUIN EVERYTHING.
D:
DD:
… D:
I’m sorry.
If you find me with a...
omgsh. →
bambishit:
ashl33t:
Shit. Just shit.
I no longer know what’s going on.
I fail to see the relevance of that link.
Ashley, Andy...
bambishit:
We may be the only ones in our town with tumblrs. We stand alone. We are vagabonds.
And then, having said that, the hipsters prance to tumblr to become vagabond peers.
bambishit:
superchief:
bambishit:
superchief:
ashl33t:
superchief:
ashl33t:
Must…. resist…. urges…. to….. have…. sex…..
You and me both, lady. I feel like an addict right now.
Lulz. Who’s the nympho now? ;)
Hahaha… shut it. So what if I like sex?
This is abnormal. Do we forget who was the “class slut?” Honestly. Stop stealing titles. Okay, do. I haven’t gotten any in three...
bambishit:
superchief:
ashl33t:
superchief:
ashl33t:
Must…. resist…. urges…. to….. have…. sex…..
You and me both, lady. I feel like an addict right now.
Lulz. Who’s the nympho now? ;)
Hahaha… shut it. So what if I like sex?
This is abnormal. Do we forget who was the “class slut?” Honestly. Stop stealing titles. Okay, do. I haven’t gotten any in three months. And this is where I stop...
ashl33t:
superchief:
ashl33t:
Must…. resist…. urges…. to….. have…. sex…..
You and me both, lady. I feel like an addict right now.
Lulz. Who’s the nympho now? ;)
Hahaha… shut it. So what if I like sex?
ashl33t:
Must…. resist…. urges…. to….. have…. sex…..
You and me both, lady. I feel like an addict right now.
ashl33t:
superchief:
bambishit:
I miss playing BF1942 daily. I like GTA. A lot.
Get CoD: WaW. Duh. :p
No. Don’t listen to him. L4D, ftw. Pwn.
Sigh. You only say that because you have yet to experience CoD5. :p
And since I won’t buy L4D, too.
bambishit:
I miss playing BF1942 daily. I like GTA. A lot.
Get CoD: WaW. Duh. :p
Bawwwwww. →
Must. Not. Show. Weakness. For. Dogs.
Must. Think. About. Naked. Chicks. Instead.
Air drumming to Morrissey with my markers.
bambishit:
superchief:
bambishit:
I’m fucking retarded/lonely/intensely bored.
Why are you so fucking retarded/lonely/intensely bored?
Why are you so lame? Hmm? I think you spend more time on Tumblr than I do. That’s a total lie. I’m on Tumblr about four hours a day, off and on.
I was on more than often today, seeing as how I had absolutely nothing to do today, nor was anyone available for...
Air drumming to Morrissey with my markers.
bambishit:
I’m fucking retarded/lonely/intensely bored.
Why are you so fucking retarded/lonely/intensely bored?
bambishit:
Apparently one of my “friends”, who told me was 26, is actually 34. What a fucking creep ass.
I am somehow not surprised. :]
bambishit:
superchief:
bambishit:
With the wind on my back, I don’t ever even bat an eye.
I just went biking with Aaron and Dacey. Six miles. Getting better! And fast.
They bike? Fascinating.
I biked (is that a word?) religiously for the first ten years of my life, until I wrecked and lost some of mah teeth. Yup.
Is that what’s wrong with your face? :] Let’s ride, yo! We want to create...
One word: amazing. →
Further proof that J.J. Abrams is not only a genius for creating Lost, but also that he has a sense of humor as well.
bambishit:
With the wind on my back, I don’t ever even bat an eye.
I just went biking with Aaron and Dacey. Six miles. Getting better! And fast.
They bike? Fascinating.
I biked (is that a word?) religiously for the first ten years of my life, until I wrecked and lost some of mah teeth. Yup.
Some of us like to party hard.
Me: Yo.
Travis: I am no sober lol
Me: lol Whatcha up to?
Travis: Just finished watching all three of the Tremor movies about to watch Tremors 4
Me: LOLOL
bambishit:
Now my cat is watching Troy. :] The only man I’ll ever need.
And…. my friend is dating a girl who looks a lot like his sister.
Is that weird?
Yes.
But then again, after my uncle’s divorce, he married a woman that looked just like his ex-wife. So… maybe it’s a sign of subconscious attraction? :x
I now understand.
bambishit:
I’m loveless Lucy. Men are sexual toys for me. When I’m actually needing love and attention, I don’t get it. I am never meant to find love. Sad, isn’t it?
No offense, but it makes sense.
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