Girl: “You’re so adorable.” Inner thoughts at 9: OMG A GIRL SAID THAT WHAT DO Inner thoughts at 19: She’s a liar.
To have my teeth out for the night. Sweet misery no more.
Things I want:
The desire to write more. Fallout: New Vegas. Time to do homework. Managers who don’t find excuses to yell at me. A loft. Dropping a class because I suck at it rly rly rly bad. Yada yada yada.
snapeyouinhalf: So glad my parents sleep with their door closed. Why’s that?
Had to stomp and yell like a Yeti so a raccoon would let me into my house. WTF man.
CJ Spiller returns a punt and a kickoff for touchdowns. Yes, CJ. Good job. CJ Spiller drops two passes on the final, possibly-game-winning drive. Bad, CJ. Now I just want to trade you.
Day 2 - Where you want to be in ten years.
Married to a loving wife, living in a small loft. Hopefully on tenure and getting a Ph. D. Yeah, I’m ambitious.
snapeyouinhalf: rumless: snapeyouinhalf: Amanda and I discussed an article last night from an issue of Cosmo that came out maybe a year ago. I really wish I knew where they got their facts and if they were correct lol Since Cosmo usually publishes iffy stuff about dudes and what they want… I’m here for your scientific retort. You’re not the one I wanna ask on this one lol Now...
snapeyouinhalf: Amanda and I discussed an article last night from an issue of Cosmo that came out maybe a year ago. I really wish I knew where they got their facts and if they were correct lol Since Cosmo usually publishes iffy stuff about dudes and what they want… I’m here for your scientific retort.
Gotta hand it to Suicide Girls.
Not often can you get teenage girls into porn/pseudo-porn. Which is essentially what SG is. Even if their mission is to “promote alternative beauty”. That’s great. Beauty is good. But at the same time, if SG wants to show that beauty “comes in all forms”, why does SG charge a monthly fee? Boom. Suicide Girls is pseudo-porn.
Sleep want. Paper must do. Ugh. Ugggggggggggggh.
To snapeyouinhalf (regarding the last photo), I’m not entirely sure. Definitely doesn’t hurt, though. I can do it with both legs.
“o_O” Someone is jealous of my skillz.
Here goes nothing: day one, how you feel about...
Single life is okay. I miss having a territorial girlfriend, and the benefits and good times that result from a monogamous relationship. At the same time, the sky is the limit.
snapeyouinhalf: Also, day three of neck pain. Have you started filing a lawsuit against Willow Smith?
Sorry, I do have one. No, it only pertains to one aspect of me. Yes, it greatly effects my relationships. No, I cannot suppress it. No, it is not a perverted issue. Maybe I’m just too much of an alpha male to not care about it. We’re all flawed to a certain extent. Hell, I know I’m more flawed than half of Kansas City. But, at the same time… my ego. It...
joshhungate: rumless: …that Young Goodman Brown is the worst short story ever. Or my least favorite. Boring, dull, the action is no fun. The entire thing is just a pain. Sounds like a challenge, to me. Have at it. Somehow, YGB beat out Granny Weatherall. Actually, there are a ton of shitty famous short stories. Shame.
…that Young Goodman Brown is the worst short story ever. Or my least favorite. Boring, dull, the action is no fun. The entire thing is just a pain.
The Sufi saint Shibli … once tested his students’ faith and understanding by entering so deeply into an ecstatic state that he was eventually locked up by the authorities as a madman. His students came visit him in prison, but Shibli responded only by saying “Who are you?” “We are your students,” they replied. “Those who love and follow you.” At...
Wrestling over taking Bowie off my iPod.
For the time being, of course. Tough decisions.
Reblog if you want Tumblr to stay purple forever.
GRYFFINDOR: [x] You’ve never done illegal drugs [ ] You have a lot of friends [ ] You get along with everyone [ ] You haven’t made fun of someone for at least two months [x] You love soccer [ ]You love baseball [x] You’re into writing and art [ ] Favourite music genre is pop rock [ ] You believe in “innocent until proven guilty” theory [ ] Abortion is wrong [x] The war against Iraq...
Alright, tumblin' experiment.
Right now, I’m drinking my last Dr. Pepper… for a month… maybe ever. I’m going to stop, record how 30 days go by without sipping that sweet nectar, and see how things go. I mean, this is a really bad addiction I’m trying to break. REALLY bad. This isn’t an “Andy likes DP” issue. This is an “Andy can’t go 24 hours without crushin’...
I finally got WinZip.
And now, nothing to unzip. :( Time to prowl for some more hip-hip. I hate listening to Jay-Z, need some more Outkast.
snapeyouinhalf asked: Why does Tumblr have to make communication so complicated?
Face the Nation is on.
Some gentleman is bobbing his head around as he lectures. Yep, sleep is slowly looking better. Slowly.
snapeyouinhalf asked: Your cool factor just went up like. Idk. 2049852094853094853485943850943854398 points.
Reblog if your glasses are actually prescription.
snapeyouinhalf: katydidnot: dr-grumbles: shutyourlyingmouth: franklymydear: Always asked this I’m glad I’m not the only one really disturbed by people who wear glasses for no reason. i need mine to see!! Sadly, I can’t go without them. Chyup.
A Monte Cristo from Cheddar's.
Do want. Darn you, 1 am cravings.
freedarko.com: Rest In Peace Eyedea →
snapeyouinhalf asked: Well I hope it was one of the days I looked cute at least. I never look for anyone I know because then I see people that I want to kill, but I've never seen you! Usually I see people and they have no idea I was within 5 miles of them lol I'm actually surprised that I have seen NO ONE I know at all, aside from two people I work with.
snapeyouinhalf asked: Aweee, ty. I go Tuesdays and Thursdays, and I fully expect one if I see you because you made me cry all over again.
Four page paper due in two hours. And I’m on tumblr. Damn it.
I was your only dose of reality.
Redacted: the Paris Hilton piece I wrote in July. And things were going so well… - - - Still surprises me how some people I went to high school with can be so petty and callow. Good lord, the real world isn’t primmed and neatly-pressed like Kearney told us, or as swanky as the boob tube offered us. - - - I keep making mistakes at work. I decided a display didn’t look nice, so...