She took 30 minutes to text back, I took 6 hours
When Your Mom Puts On Her Oldies And You Know...
fashionxweedxsex: And she looks at you sing like: You’re just into it: And she joins in and y’all are like: I thought this said “When Your Mom Puts On Her Undies”. The following gifs really, really confused me.
snapeyouinhalf: I want to go home and watch stuff on my new tv. Also I may have convinced my dad to get BBC America and he’s thinking about getting HD channels since we now have 4 HD capable tvs. Oh I hope. HDTV = EJACULATION
TUMBLR STOP BEING SO SLOW
ALL 14 OF MY FOLLOWEES ARE NOT POSTING ANYTHING STOP DAT
I am concerned about my friend's well-being.
He thinks Katy Perry is hot. Nope. She’s boring-looking, actually. No excitement there. Nicki Minaj amuses me. Good-looking and she can rap. Yeah, I dig that.
toniwop: stevendarden: micheleannise: ...
snapeyouinhalf: Just the fact that some people exist makes me rage so hard. I think this all day, every day.
Dear sociology teacher,
Why not just go ahead and give everyone the paper back instead of making us wait until tonight? I mean, that would relieve some major stress. Sincerely, A Concerned and Fretful Student
Why must you wake me up twice during the night, yet once I wake up, you’re anti-social as hell? Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy? Sincerely, Your Deprived Owner
Just want to sleep all day. nnnnnnnnnnerg
Lookin' at my bitch I bet she give yo ass a bone /...
Waiting for May.
I just want to be able to breathe again.
50 CENT ON...
ratlsd: On Genetics: On Homosexuality: On Menstruation: On Driving Etiquette: On Social Networking: On Multitasking: On Thermal Dynamics: On Politics: On The POTUS: On Family Planning: On Language: On His Colleagues: On Computers: On Running For Office: On Race Relations: On Apologies: On Chivalry: Oh god, Thermal Dynamics. Lulz were had.
I wish I could stop sneezing.
You are so good looking. /pent-up-Seinfeld-reference
toniwop: I keep losing followers. whatevs. They be intimidated by yer swag.
I need some fucking friends.
My teachers can’t say I didn’t under-cite my research papers. Hyuckhyuckhyuck. Seriously though. A classmate had only three citations when I had twelve earlier today. And while I dominated that category, I’m willing to bet the prof completely rapes my paper and I leave crying and bruised. But I digress. Hyuckhyuckhyuck.
snapeyouinhalf: The guys sitting in front of us are supremely annoying. The girls sitting behind us are really freaking weird.
Toni Wop: I’m sorry but I simply cannot stop... →
toniwop: I’m sorry but I simply cannot stop bitching about how crappy I’m feeling. Everyone kept telling me getting your wisdom teeth out wasn’t that bad. But I keep thinking about the sound of my teeth as they were being pulled. the cracking in my head. Then the sound of the drill. I knew they would… Pulling the wisdom teeth is that bad? Ruh roh. :( Oh, and the Nicki Minaj part of...
snapeyouinhalf: -Mom just realized I’m taking a semester off. Bitch is pissed. -My sister somehow managed to hijack my $150 hair straightener. How the hello did that happen? TIME TO LAY DOWN DUH LAW
Everytime I try to analyze Hamlet...
I end up talking like one of the characters. “Ay, tell me that, and unyoke.” “Cudgel thy brains no more about it, for your dull ass will not mind his pace with beating, and when you are asked this question next, say “a grave-maker:” the houses he makes last till doomsday. Go get thee to Yaughan, and fetch me a stoup of liquor.”
I'm on a Western kick.
Can’t wait for True Grit to come out. Can’t wait to keep playing Red Dead Redemption. Can’t find the time to finish Blood Meridian.
I'm gonna do this :D
polydramatica: letolove: Day 1 - Pride. Seven great things about yourself. Day 2 - Envy. Seven things you lack and covet. Day 3 - Wrath. Seven things that piss you off. Day 4 - Sloth. Seven things you neglect to do. Day 5 - Greed. Seven worldly material desires. Day 6 - Gluttony. Seven guilty pleasures. Day 7 - Lust. Seven love secrets ^ ya ya ME TOO